Number neighbor

Someone who still hasn’t messaged me back

Me : he I’m your number neighbor !
Number neighbor :

by applepeach August 7, 2019

You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

by AMPflu April 10, 2011

Hello Neighbor

A cartoony looking horror game that's not as scary as confusing. Like you have a puzzle where you have to pick a random globe, freeze it and then put it in a random podium to freeze a water. Meanwhile the neighbor will be the most annoying (and only) enemy you mean. His AI is more annoying than confusing as he can often see you trough walls, be super fast or just being a jerk in general.

Person A: Hey dude, how to solve the water puzzle in Hello Neighbor?
Person B: You freeze a random globe and then put it on a random podium.
Person A: You wot now m8?

by TheLegend25897 May 29, 2018

Neighborhood Watch

A program where people of a neighborhood agree to look out for each other and a sign is erected warning criminals who may come into the area. This program runs on the idea that criminals who aren't deterred by the possibility of being shot, beaten up or arrested are deterred by a stupid sign and some window stickers. Furthermore, these people think they need a sign to tell them to call the police if their neighbors are being home invaded.

The cracked out serial killer will be stopped dead in his tracks by "neighborhood watch" sign on the street

Anyone who trusts their families safety to a neighborhood watch sign and not a real method of protection (IE GUN) is sick

The neighborhood watch program is void of all logic

by SK1234555 July 11, 2010

The Neighbour's Kid

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (Aka Pewdiepie)

Parents: "You should go and be friends with The Neighbour's Kid."
Son/Daughter: "You mean Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg?"

by boingyplunk December 2, 2020

head neighborhood

A neighborhood inhabited by many drug addicts.

Don't go shopping in the head neighborhood.

by BryanDaniel June 28, 2008

extra nosey neighbor

instead of jacking off on your friends girl you shout out "is there room for a third" and jump into their bed naked while they're fucking. try to rub against them as much as possible. this is the ultimate cock block!

dude im never inviting you over to my house again. that "extra nosey neighbor" you pulled wasnt fuckin cool man!

by tha clitt commander March 22, 2009