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Neesh

1. A verbal outburst showing great excitement and delight for a person, place, or thing beyond what normal words could possibly express. May also be accompanied by a physical gesture or movement.

2. Extreme, overwhelming giddiness.

3. An expression originally used by YouTube member "Dax Flame".

4. Variants: To neesh; the act of neeshing.
"I just won free Iron Maiden tickets! Neesh!!"
by P4nD0r4 January 19, 2009
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Social Needs

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.
"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"
by beergrunt September 25, 2016
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It Needs the Umlaut

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.
"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009
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I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"
by Xent December 25, 2007
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Neep

Remnant substance left over from vaporizing marijuana buds; usually light brown in color and smells vaguely of popcorn. Not particularly useful in and of itself but can be used in an isopropyl or butane extraction to make low-grade hash oil suitable for making potent edibles.
Tap that neep out, I'm going to do another vape hit.
by Johnny Rico March 28, 2007
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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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neeish

what we smoke everyday in the THs parking lot
Got neeish? mothafucka!!!
by atsaur87 November 2, 2004
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