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the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

Yeah
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Meal Prep Near Me

Meals for bodybuilders near your location.

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Meal prep near me.

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by ooscarjames May 18, 2022
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geese no matter how far or near gums.

Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.
by Debskelly1985 May 7, 2023
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an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right
by notPighy October 1, 2021
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might'near't

Contraction for "mighty near to have." Commonly used by cow-hicks and rednecks in Oklahoma.
My grandpa: "That hog might'near't to bit my arm off!"
Me: What the?!
by ohmainerd July 26, 2009
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Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
by Uwe11 January 11, 2009
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