Carcolepsy (verb, noun,fuck*! U choose)
Carcolepsy is a condition that most often is denied by the person who has it. Often brushed off as being tired af from the days work (even though u were off that day) carcolepsy can attack at any moment of the car ride whether it's in motion or not but be advised it will definitely happen Everytime ( husband who has it being heard in background saying NOT EVERY TIME.)
TREATMENT: DONT LET THEM DRIVE EVER! THEY WILL MAKE U BELIEVE CAFFEINE WILL HELP OR TALKING TO SOMEONE OR EVEN RADIO HELPS BUT DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY WERE PROBLY TALKING IN THERE SLEEP THEN TOO! KEEP THE KEYS FROM THEM AND SAVE LIVES PEOPLE !
Carcolepsy is a condition that most often is denied by the person who has it. Often brushed off as being tired af from the days work (even though u were off that day) carcolepsy can attack at any moment of the car ride whether it's in motion or not but be advised it will definitely happen Everytime ( husband who has it being heard in background saying NOT EVERY TIME.)
TREATMENT: DONT LET THEM DRIVE EVER! THEY WILL MAKE U BELIEVE CAFFEINE WILL HELP OR TALKING TO SOMEONE OR EVEN RADIO HELPS BUT DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY WERE PROBLY TALKING IN THERE SLEEP THEN TOO! KEEP THE KEYS FROM THEM AND SAVE LIVES PEOPLE !
KID: I don't want dad to drive us mom can u drive PLEASE?
DAD: WHAT WHY?!
KID: I DONT WANT TO DIE
DAD: I FELL ASLEEP ONE TIME!
MOM: YES ILL TAKE U, (LAUGH AT HUBBY) CARCOLEPSY!
DAD: WHAT WHY?!
KID: I DONT WANT TO DIE
DAD: I FELL ASLEEP ONE TIME!
MOM: YES ILL TAKE U, (LAUGH AT HUBBY) CARCOLEPSY!
by Katknowsbestbitch June 10, 2022
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When an individual is wide awake walking around alert and conscious gets into a vehicle to either drive or be a passenger of that ride and will almost instantaneously fall asleep. If the person is not nudged awake and some sort of way upon falling asleep or shortly thereafter they fall into a deep sleep which is really hard to wake them from unless of course the car has stopped moving to which they wake up almost as if a switch switch them back to life this can be dangerous do not allow anybody to drive with this condition
Kids: mom can you take us to school
Dad: mom's busy guys but I can take you come on let's go
Kids awkwardly staring at each other wondering who will be the one to break the news to Dad
Kids: no it's okay we'll take the bus dad thank you though
Dad: what? You guys never want to ride with me in the car anymore
Kids: yeah well you know we don't want to die and you having car collapsy makes it a bigger chance of that happening so thanks but no thanks got to go
When an individual is wide awake walking around alert and conscious gets into a vehicle to either drive or be a passenger of that ride and will almost instantaneously fall asleep. If the person is not nudged awake and some sort of way upon falling asleep or shortly thereafter they fall into a deep sleep which is really hard to wake them from unless of course the car has stopped moving to which they wake up almost as if a switch switch them back to life this can be dangerous do not allow anybody to drive with this condition
Kids: mom can you take us to school
Dad: mom's busy guys but I can take you come on let's go
Kids awkwardly staring at each other wondering who will be the one to break the news to Dad
Kids: no it's okay we'll take the bus dad thank you though
Dad: what? You guys never want to ride with me in the car anymore
Kids: yeah well you know we don't want to die and you having car collapsy makes it a bigger chance of that happening so thanks but no thanks got to go
by Katknowsbestbitch June 21, 2022
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by DuongDiggler July 3, 2023
Get the Narcumlepsy mug.The act of getting sleepy while riding in a car. The word is a portmanteau word from car (for a motor vehicle, but it can occur on a plane or a train as well) and narcolepsy (a sleep disorder). The difference between carcolepsy and narcolepsy is that people who suffer from carcolepsy occurs in people who do not have a sleep disorder. It is theorized that people with carcolepsy are sensitive to gentle vibrations, the sound of the car engine or the tires interacting with the road, and a rocking motion. These stimuli have a soothing effect on some individuals. This sometimes interferes with the person being able to drive although they have no manifestations of narcolepsy. The best example of carcolepsy, although the term is not often used in this situation is taking a fussy baby for a car ride to make them sleepy. Sleep medicine physicians sometimes jokingly use carcolepsy when someone brings this issue to their attention.
I was really looking forward to a chat with Aunt Helen on the drive to Grandma's house but she had an "attack" of carcolepsy as soon as she got into the car and slept the whole way there
by Jerold in Citrus Park October 18, 2023
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Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day
One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.
by Humorescence September 6, 2024
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Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
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