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Gangsta Napkin

A bandanna worn over the face to conceal your identity or in more recent times used by skiers and snow boarders to shield themselves from cold weather.
I would freeze my face off if it weren't for my gangsta napkin.
by Cerbearus January 24, 2011
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Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
by hansolo007 October 21, 2011
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"
by EnniferJay August 16, 2014
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nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016
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Tortilla napkin

When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.
Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??
by BIG TONE122 August 2, 2020
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Hooksett Napkin

The hot towel used to clean up the back of your partner after pulling out of her and ejaculating all over her back.
Dave, how was your night?
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.
by Silky Rad August 4, 2020
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