你是我的婊子
“you are my bitch” in mandarin
One of
the best unbeatable comebacks to anything. Also can be used to
shut someone up who is talking shit or just is being
annoying. Most effectively used is rapid succession.
Some
nerd probably named Travis: “Bro, stop slapping my
ass unconsensually, that is really gay and I don’t
like men.”
“Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi!”