nascar knuckledragger

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless "sports" in America.

The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.

by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005

NASCAR

A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.

Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.

Hey Darrell! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us!

by Deathgrind > you January 1, 2008

Nascar

A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.

"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"

by Hell Mantra April 10, 2006

NASCAR

The Redneck Mofia;

Watching a NASCAR race does for a white trash family in Tennessee what watching The GodFather Part II did for a lower-middle class Italian family in the Bronx in the late 70's.

by Miss Mk August 4, 2007

Woo Nascar

A Term Used By True Southerners As A Happy Yet Sometimes Drunken Yell Of Happiness Which Means Alot Of Fun Will Be Going Down Or That's Cool. "Woo Nascar" Has Derived Roots From "Hold My Beer" Also A Happy Term Yet Sometimes Bad Things Can Happen When This Term Is Used Such As Injury Or Death.

Hey Boys, I Just Went Through a Huge Mud Hole Woo Nascar!

by Chevy Mud Tires February 27, 2011

nascar fan

The lowest breed of human in the 21st century.

I saw a nascar fan eating out of a trashcan earlier.

by stevemanjulia October 2, 2007