Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007

scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006

mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mincer

Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.

Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

Michael Lasseter

by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003

munice

someone who has big blue balls and likes boys

"brett , you are a munice"
"Yes Craig I have blue balls and like boys"

by bevis May 24, 2006

mince meat

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

by Henry David September 27, 2006

Mince

1. A word used to offend someone
2. When someone is being stupid

Eve: is mount everest in the uk
Caitlin: no haha, youre Such a mince!

by Anon_12_ January 28, 2017