by Scottie H October 18, 2010

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....
Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage
Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch
Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE
Jersey Asshole 2:......
Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!
Jersey Asshole 2:Ok
Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch
Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE
Jersey Asshole 2:......
Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!
Jersey Asshole 2:Ok
by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
by Dood Dood October 17, 2010

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.
Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!
by CrackerHoe October 17, 2010
