snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

daily mail

The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.

Simply scum.

"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"

by Paul Dacre January 1, 2009

Mailen

Mailen is the perfect girl. She is pretty, kind, awesome and funny. She has a special name and loves it. She is the best and her friends think so to

What, are you freinds with Mailen? You lucky bastard.

by MaIAlM August 27, 2017

booty-mail

A booty call in email format instead of over the phone.

Have you heard from the new guy?

Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! Can you believe it?

by Pratipax June 25, 2008

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

pre-mailer

pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox

Mike: Did you get my e-mail?

Pips: When did you send it?

Mike: Just sent it.

Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.

by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011

Mailman

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

by poochoo April 13, 2005