Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger

The act of wearing a toy Power Ranger glove on ones hand, causing said hand to become numb, and masturbating using that hand. Lubrication not required, but strongly recommended.

After growing tired of giving himself regular strangers, Chuck slipped on his pink Power Ranger glove and gave himself a Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger.

by Mr. McNasterhash January 28, 2010

Morph

After a long night of drinking, one's face slowly begins to slide down as though it were melting. In reality, it's as though the drinker has become a whole new person.

Wow, Kyle's been drinking since 3 PM?! Looks like the MORPH will be in full effect tonight.

by Tim Ahearn May 1, 2006

Morphiend

One who takes the drug morphine, for any particular reason, enough to be considered a fiend.

Any one who get's shots of morphine every two hours is mos def a Morphiend

by Rico Suave November 19, 2003

Morpheusing

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 4, 2005

Morphine

An Analgesic And Narcotic Drug Obtained From Opium And Used medicinally To Relieve Pain.

Internet Is My Morphine.

by JatinPatraJP July 25, 2015

morph

An individual who is addicted to plastic surgery and, as such, changes in appearance frequently.

Ryan was certain that the model's breasts were real, but was sad to discover that their rapid change couldn't be explained by regular growth. She was most certainly a morph.

by Erotoxin December 21, 2008