moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

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momopedia

A reference book dealing with information about the job, risks, benefits of being a mom.

The woman read the momopedia before she agreed to have a baby.

by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008

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Moosed

When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.

I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

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Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!

by QT KT December 3, 2009

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A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too

by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008

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