2 definitions by Herr Hitler
A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.
woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too
by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008
The actual meaning of Faggot is a bundle of sticks, most commonly used as fire wood.
These days, 'Faggot' is used as a derogatory term for a homosexual. During the Salem trials, it was widely believed that one of the only ways to kill a witch was to burn her. Many, however, took this further, saying that the only way to kill a witch was to use the fire of a burning homosexual, (Homosexuals being regarded by the church as practically just as bad as witches) and therefore gays would be placed onto the fire below the witch, using them in the same way as a bundle of sticks, bringing around the term 'Faggot'.
These days, 'Faggot' is used as a derogatory term for a homosexual. During the Salem trials, it was widely believed that one of the only ways to kill a witch was to burn her. Many, however, took this further, saying that the only way to kill a witch was to use the fire of a burning homosexual, (Homosexuals being regarded by the church as practically just as bad as witches) and therefore gays would be placed onto the fire below the witch, using them in the same way as a bundle of sticks, bringing around the term 'Faggot'.
by Herr Hitler July 21, 2009