Positive Montemurro Sign

A freshly waxed vaginal area that is so smooth that drops of water will bead off when applied to the area.

I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.

by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009

monteiro

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once

t Monteiro is a fucking pimp

by unanymous May 13, 2005

el monte

california city which was a former mexican ghetto becoming an azn ghetto

Flores in el monte is becoming azn!

by Nathan December 6, 2004

montegue

To engage in unreasonable argument to the point that it becomes comical to observers.

Stacy was talking about where she wants to travel when she called Europe a country and then montegued by saying it is one simply because she said so.

by Montgomery Corpolese March 23, 2008

Moneeb

a guy who looks 50 but his hands say newborn baby

girl: oh that man is hot i love older guys

guy: hey girl *takes hands from pockets to shake her hand*

girl: woah I didnt know ur a Moneeb, Im not tryna catch a case

by Knock Office September 18, 2019

monte vista

high school in danville where the girls are drunken whores, and the guys think they're black. or in the case of a certain engyptian (moneir), you are convinced you are black.

fuck ya biznitch, i goizzle to monte vistizzle

by Seth January 26, 2005

Monte Vista

A school where the rich and spoiled students bitch about how the "rich and spoiled" students are gay and how this place is gay because the people are too caught up with their money.

Anyone who has bitched about how bad their life is and how they hate this place on a website that no one will ever see.


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by Chubster May 8, 2005