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Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.
"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"
by poutinepukes October 4, 2016
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Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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Mongo

My ma is a mongo
by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022
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Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts
For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again
by Paulc87 December 24, 2022
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native/indigenous/reserve american tribes that has dna, rna, haplogroups and blood types that is similar to the Mongolians people.

The term natives, and indigenous according to the black law dictionary is any person's born in any country no matter their orgins.

For example if ones orgins is from Arabia but is born in America. That person would be consider a Native to America under law.
The mongo claims to be an orginal American but his orgins comes from Mongolia.
by Dan the historian August 9, 2022
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Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.
Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.
by shiphd August 31, 2018
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