Moaned

The past tense of moan

I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.

The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.

I’m sooo horny right now anyone wanna fuuucckk

by JJdj May 6, 2019

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

by AFC3 April 30, 2011

Taco Monday

Used ironically to describe an urgent situation or important occasion.

It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency

by That_one_girl__ September 3, 2009

Scarf Monday

A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.

So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?

by twak November 13, 2010

Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

Rage Monday

A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.

This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.

Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.

Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"

Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."

by CombatKurt March 8, 2011

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009