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by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020
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Dr Mona Jain Middle School

It is a new school with great teachers😉

PS Full of VSCO GIRLS
Dude “Dr Mona Jain Middle School” is an amazing school
by VSCO GIRL BTW August 31, 2019
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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Mona

A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!

But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face
I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.
by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022
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Mona Lisa

Somebody who is popular with un-popular friends, somebody who everyone pays attention too but not their friends or the people their around, they get ignored while Mona Lisa is the center of attention.
Sarah is a Mona Lisa, I’m her best friend and I’m always around her but she’s the most popular person in school, so I get ignored and cast away when she’s talking to other people, it’s like I don’t even exist to them.
by Swallowcatz August 7, 2025
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Mona Lisa cleavage

When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.
"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."
by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016
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mona lise

A mona lisa is a piercing where a beauty mark should be.
That girl with the red tights has a fucking mona lisa.
by TheQueenofKings May 13, 2005
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