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by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020
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Dr Mona Jain Middle School

It is a new school with great teachers😉

PS Full of VSCO GIRLS
Dude “Dr Mona Jain Middle School” is an amazing school
by VSCO GIRL BTW August 31, 2019
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mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job
I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.
by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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Mona Productions

A YouTuber with 82 subscribers and a Sonic oc. He makes beatboxes, animations, etc. He is the creator of Video Game Beatbox Battles, Mona Rap Battles, Infinity galaxies, etc, and is a cool dude. Subscribe to him or no chicken nuggets.
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Sha-mona!

An MJ classic. You never know if he was the one, or if the kid was his son 💀
OW! Dayum girl, you put on some weight! Sha-mona! EH HEE (She said I am the One) *Spins and starts moonwalk*
by Baung! November 29, 2023
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flaming mona

when you set a girl's pubes on fire and try to put it out by ejaculating on it
When I got out the matches and the lighter fluid, the bitch knew to fear the flaming mona.
by Berg April 2, 2003
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