Moustachist

Someone who has an inbred hate or absolute disagreement with anyone wearing a moustache.

Dude, you're rocking the 'stache? That's pretty pedophilic.

Blow me you hate filled moustachist

by Ian Lyndon December 9, 2008

MONSTA X

MONSTA X is a group under STARSHIP Entertainment. The group debuted on May 14th, 2015. There were 7 members. Shownu, Wonho, Minhyuk, Kihyun, Hyungwon, Jooheon and I.M. Wonho left the group on October 31st, 2019. Wonho is now a solo artist. He debuted on 4th Sep with the song 'OPEN MIND'. The official fandom name for MONSTA X fans is 'MONBEBE'. The official fandom name for WONHO's fans is 'WENEE'. All of the members are very talented so please give them a lot of support. #STANMONSTAX #STANWONHO

Fan one: ''MONSTA X are so talented!''
Fan two: ''MONSTA X is the best!''

by anonymous September 11, 2020

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009

Momsa

A busy body. Someone that loves to gossip and make up stories.

Sadie is such a momsa, she can't mind her own business!

by Ulation August 21, 2016

momster

A term of endearment for your dear mom.

"A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"

by LaurenLEE December 21, 2008

Moustache Friday

Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. Drinking and fingering horny girls with moustache lust is guaranteed for all who have the balls to sport a moustache for this occasion.

I can't believe how many chicks I fingered on Moustache Friday!

by Ima Witch July 30, 2009