Mochasexual

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.

"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."

by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

mochi

a japanese dessert or a nickname for a very cute person

examples:
jooheon
jimin
minseok

this mochi tastes really good!
he's so cute! HE'S A MOCHI

by army exol monbebe August 19, 2017

mocha kiss

When a male or female eats out the contents of a dirty asshole and afterwards passionately kisses that person whom the asshole belonged to. One can also identify it as a "truffle butter kiss."

Joshua's mocha kiss had a sour taste to it
I never knew a mocha kiss could be so exotic

by Shaggin waggon January 21, 2018

Mochiblast

a name used when someone sucks at driving.

Ted: FUUUUCKKK I RAMMED THE CAR INTO THE WALL AGAIN!
Fred: Must be a Mochiblast.

by ilovemyn April 14, 2020

Mochi America

This little dude is adorable but he will not hesitate to fuck you.
If you see one, run.

That thing can fly, teleport, and produce guns out of thin air.

Dude, that mochi is insane. He just killed ten people!
Don't worry, it's just mochi America.

by prussiasfivemeters June 8, 2021

Mochlef

Describes a person that is acting childish or like a retard, the word came from a kid that f*cked his cat to death

You're such a Mochlef man.

by Mizgon October 27, 2022