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mixed tape

A compilation of songs (traditionally on a cassette tape, though CDs are acceptable) that one makes for oneself or another, normally a boy or girl they like. Fine examples of mixed tapes have liner notes and a snappy title. Some fools say: mix tape or mixtape but this is clearly wrong as you have mixed a tape for your or another's enjoyment.
"Here Nate, I made you this mixed tape over Christmas break."
"Oh you mean you made me a mix tape?"
"Never mind, I don't like you anymore."
by Holly Young May 8, 2008
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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mixer

An electronic console normally used for switching between and/or combining audio from two turntables. Controls typically at least consist of: one cross fader for switching between and combining tracks, two up faders which control the volume levels of the seperate audio feeds, multiple equilizers on seperate channels for limiting the amount of bass, mid-range, and treble in the output, and a master volume control for limiting the mixer output. Mixers have been in use for decades and have become an essential part of DJing.
Yo, that the new Vestax scratch mixer?
by Fase March 10, 2005
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Mixed Rage

1. Condition found exclusively in American women, usually the product of a bi-racial union.
2. Having all the insecurities of a white woman and the anger of a black woman.
When the young man failed to compliment Sara’s new hair style, mixed rage caused her to key his new truck.
by Tozier Brown January 5, 2009
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Brownie Mixer

The sexual act of inserting a mans fist into a girl's anus, then rotating his hand and extending his fingers (like a Kitchen Aid)
I gave my girl the ole brownie mixer, and she hasn'e been able to walk for a week.
by Tom Cledius November 11, 2011
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mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.
by ted December 8, 2004
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mixmexmix

runescape player, solar angel member max melle unit
omg mixmexmix is comming to war we are gonna win.
by mix22 March 30, 2009
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