misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.

Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.

by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

by anonymous please August 29, 2007

mistaFRESCO

mister freshin spanish.

Yo that kid mistaFRESCO on myspace is so cool and fresh I wish I could be like him!

by Seabas January 14, 2009

ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.

Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica May 10, 2018

mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.

I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.

by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009

Mistafyed

The act of winning a fight in NHL 11 without getting hit, simply by moving your body to the side and punching. Most people who just mash forward on the stick will not hit you as you are to the side, and you can easily win from there. Mistafyed is so good at this it is named in his honor. Also see flawless victory.

Me-Oh this guy wants to fight you, get him!

Mistafyed- *knocks opponent out without gettign hit*

Me- MISTAFYED!

by Kidinferno2113 September 29, 2010

Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011