pimply mustache

1.Facial hair beneathe the nose that has acne (pimples) on it.

Casey stormo has a pimpley mustache.

by A cool kid August 7, 2005

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Mustache Monday

The Monday after No Shave November, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.

-Dude, are you excited for Mustache Monday?
-Yeah, mine's going to be real nasty

by Nashty December 15, 2008

margarita mustache

A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.

1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.

2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.

by dindy February 18, 2009

Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !

Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.

by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013

German mustache

A German leader had a amazing one

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012