Giant Midget Ass

Adj.

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.

"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022

national throw midget day

today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions

its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye

by succmyroot October 21, 2020

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011