Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019