Markii

Noun,
Someone who has a very big behind (butt or a**) and is likely a player (wh*re) or a "wannabe nonchalant dreadhead."
Markii is normally an Aries.
His catch phrase is "I am a lover boy in a bop generation," ironic as he himself is a "bop" (referring to someone who fools around with several people and/or has several love interests).
He spends his time playing sports and video games, but most of all, he plays girls.

"Hey Markii! How are you doing?"
"He's being such a Markii."
"I can't believe he did me like that, I should have known he was a Markii!"
"Listen, I'm no Markii. I'm serious about being with you."

by prancingpigeon June 3, 2024

Merkin

Close your legs your merkin is lurking

Can you get your merkin to stop working

by CARA and Stacy January 21, 2026

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 17, 2023

d’meriis

A girl that doesn’t truly care about what anyone says about her. Her face is the most beautiful you’ve ever seen before. She is the group mom and always makes decisions. Although she is bossy she always has good intentions.

“ D’meriis is not scared of anyone “

by anonymous November 22, 2023

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

by gc2467 March 12, 2020