main menu boss

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive

"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"

by kingoflag August 31, 2024

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

Pizza Menu

Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.

Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?

by darealbossman February 15, 2024

Menu Detector

Menu detector is an object that is used to detect menus. It can be food menus, drink menus, or any other menus. This word is accidentally invented by a highly retarded kid during english language class.

Mr. Brian likes to use menu detector during weddings.

by ilikeyoungboys April 13, 2023

Makeke Menu

A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.

A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!

B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.

by TheAlmightL2 July 14, 2018

$1 menu

Taking a girl on a cheap date; inside joke for buying things

"Hey bro, I'll take that girl to the $1 menu". "Can I get a condom?". "Yeah, off the dollar menu"

by Chassy Cassy July 28, 2017