megaton wedgie

N. a two-word phrase used to describe a wedgie so utterly terrifying and crack splitting that the formerly known, "atomic wedgie" title just won't do.

Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!

by Chast Lild January 13, 2011

metatron

One of the main villains, if not the main villain, in the His Dark Materials trilogy. Metatron is God's (The Authority's) Lord Regent who is looking after Heaven whilst The Authority hides away pondering deeper mysteries. Metatron wants to control human free will by destroying Original Sin. He is destroyed when Lord Asriel and Mrs Coulter team up to drag him into the abyss.

"Will felt himself searched and scoured from one end of his being to the other by some vast, brutal, and merciless intellect.
And what was more, he had a spear - he was raising it to hurl -"

Metatron attacks Will, Balthamos, and Baruch (The Amber Spyglass)

by Shinjato April 28, 2005

Metatron

A Song composed by The Mars Volta in his CD "The Bedlam In Goliath

Metatron is such a BAMFie song.

by Mexicutioner February 8, 2008

Megatronned

Megatronned (v.) - The process of having a corpse dumped into the bottom of the sea, as seen in Transformers.

Bin Laden was totally megatronned in the Arabian Sea after he was killed.

by Daniel Wiggity May 26, 2011

Metatron

The first among Seraphim and voice of god. The only angel to be so close to god that he requires six wings so cover his brilliance.

Metatron has six wings, two to cover his face, two to cover his torso and two to cover his feet

by Seraph_ March 13, 2009

Megacron

The term applied to an oversized Macaron biscuit.

For dessert we were served Megacron's with vanilla bean ice-cream.

by Anecdotal Anna August 24, 2011

Megaton

A person who is incredably overweight thus being more than a ton. A MEGAton. These people tend to play Halo Pc and rage quit 7 times during a 1v1 match. They also upload themselves with a red smuded 7 in the upper left hand corner. Then he will talk shit and Sasuke will pass down the torch of hatedness to Megaton and he will continue the legend of Halo fags.

I shit on megaton 1v1 all day.

by THE MEN MUNCHER June 3, 2009