metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.

Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.

by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011

japan-a-mation

any cartoon that is Japanese and then translated into English. Some examples are Dragon Ball Z, Voltron, or Astro boy. Usually the story revolves around fighting, and the animation is limited. There is both good and bad Japan-a-mation, for instance: FLCL-good(good animation, with original story with a lot of underlying subtext for both a older teen and adult audience). Yu-gi-oh - BAD(why do you want to watch other people play a card game, and the plot seems as if the writer just makes the crap up as he goes).

Oh snap, Goku just ripped that guys eyes out from the back of his head. That's some good japan-a-mation.

by JohnGHenry May 10, 2008

matropolis

A theatrical account of the war between Matlab and Python in which scientists from around the world join together to improve science.

Matropolis was voted the best python and matlab related silent movie of all time.

by mwakanosya July 28, 2011

metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).

If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.

by P Shawn April 21, 2006

Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009

mathoned

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

by Concerned_Man July 19, 2009

Marroning

The state of extreme sassiness. Being extremely sassy.

"Did you hear about how sherelle told off that group of jersey shore wannabes?"
"yeah, she was totally marroning."

by thatkidddddddddddd November 19, 2011