ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Matchbox 20

A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002

Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."

by JacoLnternSymtom November 5, 2003

bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

match

pooling of resources, especially drugs in equal quantities.

yo, match on this blizzy, i wanna phattie but only got an 8th

by jesus cristo January 1, 2004

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

matchbook romance

the best band ever... it totally sucks that they broke up.

look up the song monsters by matchbook romance next time you can. it is my fave song by them.

by caitlin (mt) June 23, 2008

A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.

John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.

by Grace ! March 28, 2010