Mataan

Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair

I wanna date mataan so
Bad

by Python dick September 8, 2019

Bambu Mata

Also known as Bam.
A very cute and adorable Pikachu looking Person. He is a God and a legend and very amazing.

Bambu Mata is a cute Pikachu

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

Matao

A matao can give a girl the time she needs. He is loving and caring and will shut you up with his dick.

Matao is all the girls want in bed.

by Daddy Ayo October 29, 2018

Matamoras

Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.

by JxRyan August 15, 2006

matana

a amazing beautiful lovley young lady with a big heart who will kick some ass with her big ass

I love you matana

by grandma12 April 4, 2017

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

Matai

A matai is a Maori guy or boy. When a matai was younger he was very unnatractive or overweight but as he got older he became a sexy beast with a hot girlfriend. He likes to listen to music and enjoys chilling with the company of his mates. He has a massive penis and is great in the bedroom.

Matai -

by KimWhakatau757 October 16, 2019