mastermind

somone hw is blue and has a big forehead

also from helluva boss

"Will it lead to the mastermind of the plot?"
"gary, I don't fucking know? just watch the movie!"

by DualShock2 December 11, 2024

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe

A very charming person

Everyone deserves a friend like Kenyan_masterpiece

by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

cinematic masterpiece

The movie “The Notebook”

person 1: Hey, have you watched The Notebook before?

person 2: OMG YES

person 1: how would you describe it i might watch it
person 2: a cinematic masterpiece.

by Hi I watch miraculous January 26, 2024

bloody masterpiece

1. Looking at the towel you laid down after intense period sex
2. A delicious Bloody Mary

Jimmy stood up after sharing rough intimate love making with Jenna, looked back at the mess they had made and proclaimed, “Look at our bloody masterpiece”.

by Squirt Tank November 18, 2023

Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 25, 2025