Masterbache

To masterbate using a soiled nappy or daiper.

That Sean's so sick man. He loves to nothing more than getting home, putting on his silk kimono and to Masterbache.

by Dave Woolham May 21, 2008

Mastermind

Person who definitely do not maybe kill people

Did you hear about that death

In no way was i the Mastermind

by Shitmissle May 21, 2016

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

Masterbatable

When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.

by Bogus24 August 26, 2017

mastermaker

someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on poles. Has sex for long periods of time. loves to fart

That girl daniella is a mastermaker, alright!

by shitfuckfartshit October 2, 2006

masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006