Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.

She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.

by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007

sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020