Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

by Bruno Gy. September 2, 2013

makenna married

Fucking her husband

She's a Makenna married

by Bfjhgffyutuyfyjgfugg November 28, 2017

marred up

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

FB married

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.

Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!

by speakersandipod46 February 9, 2010

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

Married Annette

When an independent man marries a controlling woman and eventually she controls him like a puppeteer pulling the strings.

Steve won't be able to go to Vegas with us because he is a Married Annette.

by 1NYP September 12, 2011