Markus

A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.

wow you look like a markus

by milfs March 26, 2019

Markus

A guy who wants to have sex with black men.

Hey is that Markus flirting with that white woman?
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.

by Veganrocker May 5, 2020

markum

A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum

by MrMarkum March 2, 2016

marzuki

A person who can do everything. A person that can shoot straight, get money, moonwalk in the sky, and much more.

Bro : Damn how did he punch that wall without hurting his hand? He's sooo Marzuki!

by tomboyexpert January 18, 2020

markus

Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.

"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."

by BootyLickinMark June 11, 2006

Markus

A completely hollow individual who may be a psychopath. If you ever encounter a Markus be sure to be on your guard because these guys are unpredictable and everything he says should be taken seriously. Markus’s also are known to be sarcastic, careless sociopaths who are highly calculated individuals. On the off chance that a Markus isn’t a psychopath or a sociopath then he’s one of the multipliers where whatever actions you do for them they repay many times over, we still have yet to figure out what the catch is.

That shady guy over there is such a Markus.

by AntMan!!! October 29, 2018

markus

extremely ugly

eww it`s Markus he has so big ears

by dumythcicc November 10, 2020