ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

flamingo marathon

Going down on a girl.

I did a total flamingo marathon on that bitch all night long.

by lululululululu December 25, 2013

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.

Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.

by Colto22 May 18, 2009

marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.

I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.

by some guy1 June 16, 2010

Maflationship

MafLationship (noun) — a relationship, usually exclusively carried out through phone, video chat, and internet, originating between two or more people who met in or through the Mafia Mystery community

"'hey what's up with those 2 fuckers?'
oh, they're in a Maflationship"

by troutorama April 26, 2021