A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!

Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

by Antonio “The Dooch” Ducciano January 13, 2023

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man date

when two straight men go on an outing together

Will and Ed went on a man date last Friday night.

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Mandatory Sex Party

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/

Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

by AhAhChristina December 8, 2010

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