cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004

don't make me mad 

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.

nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.

don't make me mad by Bane Rivera February 27, 2004

Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!

Does this make me look fat? by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

Go make me a sandwich 

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

Go make me a sandwich by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011

you make me geek smile 

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them

Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile

you make me geek smile by Chrissss April 10, 2008

lord make me fast and accurate 

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

lord make me fast and accurate by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020