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ginger magician spastic

Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.
"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"
by IzraelLover April 18, 2010
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Magicarp4563

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.
Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp4563 on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting Magicarp4563!'
by LubcubsGaming May 20, 2021
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Beast Magician

A person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or Magic.

The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.

Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
Person 1: "Yo, that guy is such a Beast Magician, hey, he's a B.M.!!!!"
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.
by XxiLuSiOnZxX April 23, 2011
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Short Sleeved Magician

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."
by AveryDanger March 1, 2010
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Born again black magician

A person who has been wronged by the world often many times and has finally decided enough is enough, and uses black magic to defend themselves from the bullies of the world.
A person who seeks justice through black magic where all else has failed.
by Judge dredd7 June 29, 2011
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magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.
The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.
by John July 22, 2004
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Magician

Magicians are the magic-wielders, the wizards and mages of lore. The classes vary greatly, but they all share the mark of the gifted.
When faced with a Magician, start praying.
by Detranova August 4, 2003
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