munted

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

by will January 28, 2004

Munting

Man Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men

"Hey Sam, you want to go Munting?"

"Sure Christy!"

by Cleo193 February 27, 2009

munt

to dig up a body thats bin dead 4 ages an get a mate to stamp on its stomach so you can revel in the mouldy juices that erupt from it.

hey jimmy i went munting this weekend!!! what do you mena im goin to get my sledge hammer an beat the fuck out of you because you are a fucked up shit?!!?? i thought it was normal to go 4 a munt!

by rob helm September 25, 2006

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003

Munt

If you can't pronounce "month", try munt.

I been lookin' for deez Tims for a munt!
I hope dis project don't take a whole munt!

by # 1 Beso April 5, 2005

Munt

abbreviated version of munter, a more extreme version of minger. A highly unattractive person, in both looks and a boring personality

my blind date last night was a complete munter, it sure was heavy going.

by jo December 28, 2003

Munt

verb: to ass-rape someone so hard all of their holes become one giant hole
noun: the product of a munting

formal: when both parties of the munting are wearing black tie attire and refer to the other as mr. or mrs.
MEDIVAL: is when there is a spear or dagger on the dick
FORMAL: when both parties of the munting are wearing black tie attire and refer to the other as mr. or mrs.
HOW TO USE IN A SENTENCE:
So yesterday i found out that Bobby munted Sally, and she liked it.

by Weeslaw and Shrank February 16, 2005