mished

the state which one enters after he/she has drunk a large quantity of alcoholic beverages and has become heavily intoxicated

see also:
pissed
drunk
bladdered
wasted

whoa, look at luce shes really mished tonight, she almost fell up those stairs!!

by ask_jeves_;) December 15, 2005

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot

i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it

by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009

missed songportunity

Hearing only the very end of an awesome song when you change the radio station from something uninteresting.

I was just listening to a car commercial, then I changed the station and caught the end of this great Beatles song. Missed songportunity!

by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Missed now your pissed

Greatest xbox call of duty Gamebattles clan ever.

meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty

person one: Damn hitmarkers

person two: haha mnyp?

person one: whats that?

person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!

person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.

by harry the damn turtle October 5, 2011

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006