Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.

“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.

by YungElderly June 16, 2023

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023

Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares

You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid

“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”

by biggest z January 27, 2024

Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019

midwest city middle school

mwc ms is ghetto asl. all the teavher keep quitting. the 7th graders are fucking loud and and bad the 6th graders donnt know how to walk on the hall and the 8th graders always complaining. There is only a few cool staff members Everyone there fake and they mom

Midwest City Middle School is the best place to be.

by (Zoey the gay one) November 4, 2021