If you're playing Xbox Live, and you just so happen to come across someone with the name "Master Chief," you've been blessed.
Now, there are plenty of people that go under that name and then add excrutiatingly long numbers, but if you see the original "Master Chief," consider yourself a child of good luck.
Now, there are plenty of people that go under that name and then add excrutiatingly long numbers, but if you see the original "Master Chief," consider yourself a child of good luck.
I was playing Halo 2 yesterday and I met the original Master Chief, so I think I'll go gambling today.
by CyberElectric December 9, 2004
Get the Master Chief mug.This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.
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Self proclaimed title of anybody who works on Wall Street and believes their trading/ market making/ whatever makes them feel like God.
I'm an investment banker and therefore I'm a master of the Universe - meaning I own you. Now pour me a drink
by Mr Razzle June 4, 2013
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Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
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Get the master bait mug.1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).
1a. Kinky role-play scenario.
2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.
1a. Kinky role-play scenario.
2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
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"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.
"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"
"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"
"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
by scodder July 9, 2010
Get the master of bation mug.Possibly one of the Greatest Hong Kong Kung Fu action flics that has ever been made. Features the incredible Jimmy Wang Yu as the One-Armed Boxer Yu Tieh-lun, in the sequel to the movie with the same name, facing off against the blind Ching assassin, Flying Guillotine Fung Cheh Wu Chi; who wields one of the greatest kung fu weapons ever conceived, the flying guillotine (aka: flying beanie hat of death/decapitation). Most notable feature of the this movie being that it actually manages a fairly coherent and cohesive plot. original Chinese title: Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (1975)
The man frickin walks on the ceilings at will and fights Dhalsim from Street Fighter! What more could you ask for!?!? Your life is not complete without seeing Master of the Flying Guillotine
One Armed Bum: smashes flies on table with his hand One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
Waiter: after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
Waiter: laughs incredulously Who are ya?
One Armed Bum: slaps waiter's hand Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
small crowd gathers
Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
everyone laughs
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter Was he the One Armed Boxer?
Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
waiter leaves
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
One Armed Bum: smashes flies on table with his hand One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
Waiter: after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
Waiter: laughs incredulously Who are ya?
One Armed Bum: slaps waiter's hand Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
small crowd gathers
Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
everyone laughs
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter Was he the One Armed Boxer?
Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
waiter leaves
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
by Win-Without-a-Knife Yakuma June 18, 2006
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