machoegotism

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.

"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

machon

A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea in which the best looking of Jewish teens from all over America are separated into us groups. The trip is filled with fun and dirty times and the kids are more wild, crazy, awesome and horny than anyone or anywhere else. See Tel Yehudah for descriptions of the participants.

Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!

I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.

by tacclisgay June 28, 2011

Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009

machorra

word used by mexicans referring to a lesbian. similar to tortillera and marimacha.

Ellen parece una machorra. Ellen looks like a lesbian.

by Yenifer May 13, 2007

macho cuddly

a guy who is strong and muscular, but not so much, so that he is still comfortable to cuddle with

Krista: I love my boyfriend. He's so macho cuddly. He's big and strong, but a heck of a good person to cuddle up with when having a movie night in.

Alyssa: Lucky! I want a macho cuddly boyfriend!

by kcm<3 December 18, 2008

rich mahogany

A drink made from equal parts of Southern Comfort Liqueur, sweetened lime juice and tonic water.

Jon likes to drink rich mahogany to appear southern.

by dubtowneli October 16, 2007

madhotsex

what daniel wants from a drunken orilzuh but will never receive because arilzuh will pull her off of him before she ever lets orilzuh have madhotsex with him.

daniel fantasizes about having madhotsex with orilzuh when she is drunk and demanding it from him.

by arilzuh July 23, 2008