.44 Magnum

A nice big bottle of champagne, vintage 1944.

Hello garcon, we'll have a nice '44 Magnum if you don't mind.

by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

Magnum Joe

The act of pee inside the vagina during the penetration

Go to the bathroom before you use your magnum joe in your girlfriend!

by Joseoh December 31, 2007

Magnum P.I.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

by GlobalChillage June 3, 2009

.45 Magnum

A higher grain used in the .45 though it has less velocity than the .357 it is great for home defense, combined with hollowpoints at point blank range make it unstoppable.

A .45 magnum should be used for indoors and a .357 should be used for outdoors due to lower and higher velocity.

by PIRURIOS January 3, 2007

Bro-Magnum

An insult that is similar to calling a person Cro-Magnum but spiced up for the new millennium.

Best if used when another individual lashes out or becomes defensive towards you.

"Wow Bro-Magnum! Take a chill pill!"

by Dejackamo Von Rictor June 12, 2007

magnum date

a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.

Last night me and my gurl had a magnum date and boy howdy, I am SPENT!

by dougie smalls August 21, 2012

Magnum Solstice

to completely fail and or screw up

person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?

person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.

by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 16, 2010