I.M.P

A place to go when you want somebody dead and hire demons to kill your enemy for you since you, unfortunately, ended up in hell.

I.M.P:

When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long,
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide,
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well because we come straight up from Hell.
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife.
We're the Immediate Murder Profession—

Kids die for free!!! :D

by DBHConnor_RK800 September 19, 2021

F.M.P

An absolute amazing series of plush characters
It’s fucking amazing and the creator Is an absolute chad

F.M.P = chad gggggggggg.

by A chaddddd May 20, 2022

W.D.P.I.M.P.

Where the poke is my phone. Used when you cannot find your phone.

“W.D.P.I.M.P.?”
“Not sure”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

J.I.M.P.

stands for Jizz In My Pants. used to describe something so awesome it makes you want to jizz in your pants.

Dude, that car is J.I.M.P.

by GRUBAH! March 15, 2009

E.Y.M.P.

Eat Your Mom's Pussy.

Hey you, Little bitch....

Shut the fuck up, E.Y.M.P.

by Annonnymmouuss April 17, 2010

V.I.M.P.

Vimuthki Idolizes Mediocre Pussy

V.I.M.P. is a little bitch.

by xXPoopDealerXx March 15, 2020

S.I.M.P

It means

Squirrels

In
My
Pants

There’s squirrels in my pants
S.I.M.P

by Banana_real June 27, 2021