Bindi Lazer

A lazer that originates from the Indian/Pakistani ceremonial forehead dot when it becomes overheated with rage or thought.

Don't piss off Mala, you might evoke the bindi lazer!

Chris: What happened to Blake?
Garrett: He pissed off Mala..
Chris: Oh shit! He got hit with a bindi lazer

by Christopher Mudge December 21, 2007

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

Lazer-Flop

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.

"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Luber

Lyft and/or Uber

Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"

by jqdoozy March 6, 2017

Lex Luger

A pece of shit wrestler. No talent. A disgrace to wrestling. WORST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!

Wow, Lex Luger sucks.

by Luger Sucks Balls September 9, 2004

ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.

GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1

by FacelessWoWAddict August 28, 2008

Lazer Turkey

A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.

Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.

by kovenant675 October 29, 2008