loiter squad

basically just a skit show made by the core members of the music group odd future

"dude i saw "loiter squad" on tv the other night it was great and i love you for saying that, i cant lie anymore... what do you mean , i mean that i cant live in this lie forever, but what about loiter squad?, you cant solve our marriage by talking about loiter squad, what do you mean, im saying that im leaving you derek, wait what, i said im leaving for paris in two hours say your goodbyes, nick....

by nonotahooseidontwantthathere May 29, 2019

uterus lottery

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

by Jonas W January 6, 2008

chick lottery

an ugly and/or nerdish guy dating or married to a hot looking women

see that hot babe with that nerd. he must have hit the chick lottery

by nelpine1965 June 24, 2008

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

Tinder Lottery

Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.

Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?

by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018

greedy looter

A "Greedy Looter" is defined as a teammate in PUBG who will loot buildings and not share with his teammates. He will call out an AR but take all of the ammo for it. A prime example of a "Greedy Looter" would be TheDynasty a YouTuber playing on XBOX One X.

Man, I have no 5.56 who's the greedy looter who took it all!

by APenn10 February 9, 2018

He's a shirt lifter

A shirt lifter is A male that has sexual relationships with other males, (gay) (homosexual) (shirt lifter) (pillow biter)

He's A Shirt lifter

by Moklaw01 January 18, 2017