Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
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Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
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“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
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